Wonderful is as wonderful does, and while ice cream labels must be wonderful in order to do their job, they’re not wonderful in quite the same ways as ice cream. They shouldn’t be vulnerable to a spoon, for example. They can’t exactly melt in someone’s mouth (glue and paper don’t have a tendency to do that anyway). They probably won’t be sweet, although we could add flavorings to the adhesives and make you lick them. But then they wouldn’t be peel-and-stick, and that would defeat the purpose of freezer sheet labels. They won’t even help cool someone off, so matter how cool they look.
So let’s take tongue out of cheek. What makes an ice cream label wonderful? Ruggedness. Durability. The ability to stay stuck on your product packages at temperatures way below freezing. The ability to hang on despite repeated coverings and removal of frost as people check the label and keep opening the freezer. All these are markers of any decent freezer labels, but they may be even more important for ice cream labels. After all, this is a high-demand product here, much more so than frozen broccoli or brussels sprouts. Those kinds of frozen food labels are important too, of course, otherwise Moms all over the country wouldn’t know what to buy to torture their children with. Ice cream labels, however, will also charm the money out of the pockets of those kids, who need something sweet to get the flavor of cruciferous vegetables out of their mouths.Helpful hint: despite the recent popularity of experimental ice cream flavors, we do not recommend marketing brussels sprout or broccoli ice cream wholesale. While recipes for broccoli ice cream do exist (despite the kid’s song that declares it Yucky), and so do recipes for brussels sprouts ice cream, that’s only because with the Internet and 7 billion people in the world, everything does.
We’d have to think long and hard before we filled an order for broccoli ice cream labels, but we have to admit we’d probably do it anyway. That’s because everybody knows Freezer-Labels.com is the place to go when you ask yourself, “Where can I buy freezer labels?” And where would you go for the world’s best printed freezer labels and write on freezer labels if we turned you away?
Never let anyone say we we’re not willing to take one for the team.